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The Frogs Know Hoodie

The Frogs Know Hoodie

Sale price  $35.00 Regular price  $49.99

My Cat Knows Things Hoodie

My Cat Knows Things Hoodie

Sale price  $35.00 Regular price  $49.99

All-Seeing Eye Hat

All-Seeing Eye Hat

$20.00

Tinfoil Hat

Tinfoil Hat

$20.00

Certified Chaos Hoodie

Certified Chaos Hoodie

Sale price  $35.00 Regular price  $49.99

Meow Choir Hoodie

Meow Choir Hoodie

Sale price  $35.00 Regular price  $49.99

Zero Thoughts Just Vibes Hoodie

Zero Thoughts Just Vibes Hoodie

Sale price  $35.00 Regular price  $49.99

Tinfoil Ad Blocker Hoodie

Tinfoil Ad Blocker Hoodie

Sale price  $35.00 Regular price  $49.99

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What is your return policy?

Digital downloads are delivered instantly and can't be returned. If your merch arrives damaged or incorrect, email notyet389@gmail.com and we'll make it right.

How do digital downloads work?

Your files are available instantly after checkout — you'll get download links on the confirmation page and by email. No shipping, no waiting.

How long does merch shipping take?

Our hoodies and hats are printed on demand by Printful when you order. Production typically takes 2–7 business days, plus shipping time to your location.